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"Valentine's Day Massacre" (0818)

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Episode title: Valentine's Day Massacre
Episode production code: 0818

Episode # in production code order: 175
Episode # in true US premiere order: 173
Episode # in old US premiere order: 174

US premiere date: February 13, 1994
US premiere time: 9 pm

US premiere rating: 11.1

Written by Cindy Begel
Directed by Gerry Cohen

First camera shot: Peggy and Kelly are reading valentine cards.

Synopsis: Bud sets out to respond to a long-lost valentine card, while Al battles other husbands at a store for last-minute Valentine's Day shoppers.

Guest cast:
Omar: Avner Garbi
Greta: Jane Lynch
Betty: Paddi Edwards
Mac: Charles Bouvier
Bodyguard: Dan Doherty
Mayhem: Jeff Bennett
Woman: Stephanie Dicker
Pinworm: David Carrera
Crystal Brooks / Bernice Winchester: Julie Condra Douglas
Rita: Lorna Scott

General note: Peggy & Al have sex.

Bud's lover: Rita, a fat woman

Music: "Overture" from the opera William Tell by Gioacchino Rossini; "My Funny Valentine".

Al's High School Valentine poem for Peggy:
I love your hooters,
I love your ass,
Let's say we meet after class.

Influences: The episode title is influenced by the event "St. Valentine's Day Massacre" on February 14, 1929.

Crystal / Bernice

Thanks to Konstantin Volkmann.

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