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"Christmas" (0712)

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Last update October 12, 1998

Episode title: Christmas
Episode production code: 0712

Episode # in production code order: 143
Episode # in true US premiere order: 142
Episode # in old US premiere order: 143

US premiere date: December 20, 1992
US premiere time: 9 pm

Taping date: December 11, 1992

Written by Ellen L. Fogle
Directed by Gerry Cohen

First camera shot: A group of Santas in a bar.

Synopsis: In the company of his peers at a Santa bar, mall Santa Al recalls Christmases past when he managed to avoid getting gifts for Peggy, Kelly, and Bud by turning them against each other (flashback to 1974). Unfortunately this year the family shows a united front, which has caused Al's present predicament.

Recurring character cast:
Seven: Shane Sweet

Guest cast:
Bartender: Dennis Cockrum
Iskowitz: Fred Sanders
Elf: Kevin Thompson
Charity Santa: Ed Morgan
Matt: Matt Leavitt (series creators Ron Leavitt's son)
Samantha: Samantha Leavitt (series creators Ron Leavitt's daughter)
Santa: Monty Hoffman
Freckled Girl: Kristen Martin
Assistant: Sara Shearer
Denise: Paula Benard
Lolly: Kristen Semon
Polly: Cheri Semon
Choir: International Children's Choir

Music: "Jingle Bells" on the radio.

Christmas jobs for Al:
With twelve days till christmas, your family got for you:
12 days fruit picking,
11 off-ramp selling,
10 toilets cleaning,
9 digging graves,
8 sneaking sewers,
7 spearing rats,
6 training guard dogs,
5 giving blood!
4 crash-test dummying,
3 jobs roach-killing,
2 jobs dog catching,
and one job Santaing at the mall.
Marcy's song for Santa-Al:
Bundy the no-man,
he's as bald as he can be.
With the hair in his nose and rot on his toes,
he's as bald as he can be.
Bundy the no-man,
he's as bald as he can be.
He's into old age,
making minimum wage,
he's as bald as he can be...

Kelly, Peggy and Bud

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